Linda bekommt Ärger

Mi 08 April 2009
By tdk

Und wieder ziehen dunkle  Wolken am Himmel auf. Linda erlaubt zwar, dass Bruder Hanswurst ins Vertrauen gezogen wird, ist aber dagegen, dass die anderen Mitglieder der kleinen Gemeinschaft ebenfalls einbezogen werden. Schließlich weiß man ja nie so genau, wem man noch trauen kann heutzutage!

My dearly beloved,

i am happy to hear from you and to tell you the truth, i dont understand why you want to inform every body about my problem i hope you know that this is to put my life and money into more danager, but to make you feel at easy and have peace of mind, i will allow you to discuss this only with the  brother you have just mentione and not with brothers and sisters as i dont know there role in this transaction that must make you to get all of them informed, please understand
that my life worth more than millions and if you are not truely want to help me, i will advice you to keep off and stop  any kind of assiattance from you that will place my life and money in daneger.

Finally, i want you to understand that DR Green Anderson is the chairman federal reserve bank whom will need his final signatory before the delivery of the money to you there in your country alos dont forget that if you dont keep this with yourself alone, that people will be jelous and might use  it against you after the sudden wealth they will see you controling in no due time, so i will like you to think twice, check and cross check yourself if you are really sure and willing to assist me in this transaction because is not force that you must assist me, it
must be out of truth and with  faith that will give us success at the end of the transaction, let me live you here for now so that you can cross check yourself and think twice if you will still help me or not before we can proceed.

Yours sincerely
Linda.

Was für eine ungeheuerliche Beleidigung! Die Brüder und Schwestern nicht vertrauenswürdig? Da ist eine Entschuldigung fällig!

Linda!

I am disgusted by your last mail and by your apparent lack of trust!

>   Finally, i want you to understand that DR Green Anderson is the chairman
>   federal reserve bank whom will need his final signatory before the delivery
>   of the money to you there in your country alos dont forget that if you dont
>   keep this with yourself alone, that people will be jelous and might use it
>   against you after the sudden wealth they will see you controling in no due
>   time, so i will like you to think twice, check and cross check yourself if

You think my brothers and sisters in my convent are capable of the cardinal sin
of jealousy? These brave men and women who work with me on the fields during
the spaghetti harvest and share their fish and bread with me every day will
turn on me? They will risk eternal life in heaven with the baby jesus by having
foul thoughts about envy?

I demand an apology! And not just a few simple words. You have insulted me and
you have insulted my brothers and sisters. So I demand that you bring a
sacrifice of bread and fish to our Heavenly Father, who is the guiding light of
the world and I demand that you send me a picture of you offering this
sacrifice as a proof that you offerd fish and bread in humbleness to our
beloved Father! And just so you know: We do sacrifices the traditional way with
the sacrificial goods raised high above the head and I expect you to do the
same on that picture! Raise that fish and bread above your head and offer it to our
Heavenly Father, so he may hear your craving vor forgiveness!

And just as a sign of goodwill: In spite of being insulted by you in that
horrible way I talked to brother Hanswurst about contacting this Dr. Anderson.
And although you still did not tell me what exactly I shall write him, brother
Hanswurst will be sending him a mail with the documents you provided and inform
him of our intent to help you transfer that money first thing tomorrow.

Regards

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